That bridal shower was so boring. Everyone was all, "oh, these towels are so lovely." Towels are boring. there should of been more penises. The lastpresent however was better, it was a penis cup with straw, and two penis candles, and some glasses. Ah, it was so priceless seeing all the old aunties and grandma aged people see them. Hilarious. All the gifts were passed around the circle, and most of them wouldn't even look at them. Hehe. I think a lot more of the gifts should of been like that. All the people there were old though. There was me and two of my cousins, and then two of melanies bridesmaids. Some of my moms aunts were asking me if i was next to get married... didn't get into that one too deeply other than say i'm single... which now that i think of it is kinda a lie. oh well, the less they know the better. Maybe i'll bring a female date to the wedding...

For my bridal shower, i am requesting no towels, and no baking supplies, because other than the candle penises, that's all she really got. Boring. If i had known there was a bridal shower earlier, i would of bought her lingere or a sex toy. Perhaps i'll save that for the stag though. However, apparently for her stag they are going to the Ex. I mean, yeah that's great, but clearly that's no staggette party. I'm going to ask megan if her rugby friends still do strip shows, and then i'll see if i can hook them up. Hehe, that would be so much better, and i'd know she'd love it. Hehehe, i'm so awesome.

After the shower, i went to lyndons where we caught up, watched some movies, and i gave him a button that said, "Fellatio is not a pasta." He liked it, which i thought he would. :D

After that I came home and found out church had called me. So i called him, and met him and len at lydias. I gave him his monkey boxer dog squeak toy, which he also highly enjoyed. The toys name is now Jab-Jab Squeakers. So far i rock at bringing back good souveniers. Whee for me! We played some video games, i learned a new thing on the guitar i must practice, and then we did the massage thing. Now i'm home and more than ready for bed.

i work tomorrow.. which i don't know is good or bad. I wonder how much money i have in my bank account, and i need to give my boss and michelle their presents. Off to bed now.